Martial Arts for Beginners

In those Mandarin serials, we often know that those Shaolin Masters are reknown for their own Shaolin Kungfus.


We, Toddlers also have our own set of Martial Skills and today, I'm going to present a step-by-step demo to you adults that we can make it in the Martial Arts Society "JIANG HU" too.

So here goes the Steps:


Step 1) Spread open both your legs and hold your weapon with your right hand, pointing the weapon 45 degrees facing to the South. Make sure your eyes are staring at your opponent.


Step 2) Now transfer your weapon to your left hand and hold it upright. Maintain this pose for 3 mins, making sure that your eyes are still staring at your opponent.


Step 3) Now, hit right onto your opponent's head.


Step 4) Sit down and prostrate. Besides being a pose of respect to your skills, the position also allows you to check that your opponent has indeed fainted from the smack. "heh heh"

So folks remember, no fees are collected for showing you these Martial Arts Skills.
By the way, don't quote me if the skills do fail.....................